SCRIPT EXCERPTS

FROM THE MOVIE

CLUSTER IN AN

IRON BUCKET

"Except for the dead man in the bathtub, no one is home

at the moment."

- Charlie Shoemaker/CLUSTER IN

AN IRON BUCKET

"At a time when more people die from heroin than from car accidents, Charlie bought a car."

- Brain Fog Barney/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET

"Charlie-Boy had resumed putting warning notices in the form of notes on hisneighbors' doors and covering the walls with graffiti."

"The invasion of the aliens from the planet so-and-so was once again imminent and Charlie-Boy had to at least warn the neighborhood and lock up their pets."

- Samantha Dunham/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET

M  Y    M  E  R  C  H

"Reverend Zoydd W. Floydd lived in the woods of the Ozark Mountains; among Bigfoot and the two-headed speed freaks and the old and the bent and the rest of the all time fuck ups."

- Samantha Dunham/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET

Reverend Zoydd W. Floydd

"I drive along the old freeway. Past broken trailer parks, burned-outwrecked cars and half-ruined houses: Ruins of a declining civilization."

"The Atlantis of the day after tomorrow - glowing and topped with a little frosting."

- Samantha Dunham/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET

"Just over two weeks ago, 7 miles sout-hwest of the old freeway, a hitchhiker was kidnapped by a madman."

"Not far from here, her bodily remains were found in a garbage can yesterday, in front of a fucked-up crackhouse."

"In the backyard, the crazed killer had hung the organs of the 25-year-old student on a clothesline to dry."

- Samantha Dunham/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET

Mrs. Flynt

"Mrs. Flynt from the property management company had called me: Charlie had kidnapped a cat who thought he was a dog."

- Samantha Dunham/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET

Harvey, the kidnapped dog

Douglas M. Stratton, Cannibal of San José

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"A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter."

- Morey Amsterdam