"I saw aliens with braces made of barbed wire. They celebrated the death of their ugly hybrid abortions on dark maternity wards and filthy rotten space invaders took us to the last foothills of the universe ..."
"... I came to again and noticed that it smelled unbearably like shitfucking lobsters."
"Suddenly I threw up in the warm beer that was in front of me."
"I was dizzy and now it smelled like a butyric acid tank had exploded in the asshole of a cow."
- Samantha Dunham/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
CLICK MONKEY
HEAD FOR
SHORT FILM TRAILER:
DEAD BODIES BELOW THE FLOOR
"Charlie boy had set out to seek the sacred mountain."
- Samantha Dunham/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
M Y M E R C H
You ain´t got no money but
you like my stuff?
Take a look at my high quality posters and my
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ENTER THE
SHIT SHOP
"At dawn there lay this mutilated alien corpse and just looked beautiful ...
Like a piece of art about post-masturbation levels in red flag city."
- Charlie Shoemaker/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
"I was then six weeks with a fucked up cruise liner on the way across the Atlantic, and in the third week there was the very big excitement on board."
"An UFO had been sighted over Kim Il Sung Stadium in North Korea. Shaky video footage was supposed to prove that."
- Samantha Dunham/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
"O man I got problems! They´re bigger then the hemorrhoids of Godzilla!"
- Charlie Shoemaker/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
Another character from the movie CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
Dickasaurus W. Doofus ... The living, outrageous-stupid-talking, tattoo.
"All right, all right! All right! ... I said to myself: Fuck it! So we threw in some of Rusty's cat valium and I suddenly saw the end of the world as a work cast in formal-dehyde from a river of eternal, hypnotic mushrooms of atoms!"
- Charlie Shoemaker/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
"Long, long after his last Vietnam deployment, Charlie told me that his first abduction, by the Mindbending Cradle Snat-chers from Planet Nibiru, almost exactly eight years later, would have triggered the Great Bee Die-off of 1965 in Louisiana ..."
-Pamela Ferris/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
I
Beware Of The Mindbending Cradle Snatchers From
Planet Nibiru.
- El Scorcho
We start selling
EL SCORCHO'S FIRST NFT-PFP SERIES
IDIOTS FROM OUTER SPACE
on ... one day! Har! Har!
Here are some excerpts from the also upcoming NFT collection
FUCKED UP AT ALL TIMES
"On the whole, the first five years of my childhood were beautiful and sheltered.
I played normally with other children in the woods and dreamed of one day becoming huge and destroying small coastal towns as a mechanical Mickey Mouse."
- Charlie Shoemaker/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
