"I saw aliens with braces made of barbed wire. They celebrated the death of their ugly hybrid abortions on dark maternity wards and filthy rotten space invaders took us to the last foothills of the universe ..."

"... I came to again and noticed that it smelled unbearably like shitfucking lobsters."

"Suddenly I threw up in the warm beer that was in front of me."

"I was dizzy and now it smelled like a butyric acid tank had exploded in the asshole of a cow."

- Samantha Dunham/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET

"Charlie boy had set out to seek the sacred mountain."

- Samantha Dunham/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET

"At dawn there lay this mutilated alien corpse and just looked beautiful ...

Like a piece of art about post-masturbation levels in red flag city."

- Charlie Shoemaker/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET

"I was then six weeks with a fucked up cruise liner on the way across the Atlantic, and in the third week there was the very big excitement on board."

"An UFO had been sighted over Kim Il Sung Stadium in North Korea. Shaky video footage was supposed to prove that."

- Samantha Dunham/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET

"O man I got problems! They´re bigger then the hemorrhoids of Godzilla!"   

- Charlie Shoemaker/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET

Another character from the movie CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET

Dickasaurus W. Doofus ... The living, outrageous-stupid-talking, tattoo.

"All right, all right! All right! ... I said to myself: Fuck it! So we threw in some of Rusty's cat valium and I suddenly saw the end of the world as a work cast in formal-dehyde from a river of eternal, hypnotic mushrooms of atoms!"

- Charlie Shoemaker/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET

"On the whole, the first five years of my childhood were beautiful and sheltered.

I played normally with other children in the woods and dreamed of one day becoming huge and destroying small coastal towns as a mechanical Mickey Mouse."

- Charlie Shoemaker/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET