"Har! Har! Laser Dildoes wouldn´t suck so bad, if they were semi-automatic! Har! Har! Har!”
- Louise Wozniak/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
„Charlie wouldn´t survive a pillow fight with a coma patient!“
Gallup Chinaski, former bandmate/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
"Charlie introduced me to this gallery owner. The guy looked like a sneaker had been turned inside out and then a green-painted beer can rammed into it."
"I asked, Shouldn't you be sucking that lollipop instead of smoking it?"
- Samantha Durhan/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
M Y M E R C H
You ain´t got no money but
you like my stuff?
Take a look at my high quality posters and my
great clothing line!
ENTER THE
SHIT SHOP
"And God blew the living breath into his nostrils, and the golem came to life."
- Rabbi Moshe/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
"The FBI had parked a surveillance van in my treeless front yard.
A large parabolic directional microphone was pointed at my house and hidden cameras recorded everything ... except what was really happening:"
"Neither my artificial double, which was constantly hanging around in front of my living room window, nor the mothership in the front yard, nor the gigantic space bug, could be recorded by the morons from the FBI."
- Charlie Shoemaker/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
Who the fuck is
Norton Schmuck?
"The lobsters had left their aquarium and put the chef on the menu."
- Charlie Shoemaker/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
At the local gay bar: A Bouncer named Doctor Gamma-X-Ray.
CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
"The fools were associated with death since the early 14th century. They were outsiders, cripples, outlaws ..."
... who were said to be in league with the devil."
- Norton Schmuck/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
"A spaceship had flown me to the 12th planet of the Milky Way. On Nibiru, there were huge Tripod Titty Walkers that flattened one mega-city after another... and all I could remember, was fainting and being taken away by giant breasts liberated from gravity."
- Charlie Shoemaker, CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
"In the US, about 8250 organs are transplanted every year.
A good thing ... except in the case of a brain transplant:
I would rather be a donor than a recipient."
- Charlie Shoemaker/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
The problem with Captain Rock Bottom is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
"You must know sweetheart! His art is usually treated better than he is!"
- Little Lizard Figure/CLUSTER IN AN IRON BUCKET
GET ORGINAL
EL SCORCHO
NFTs
... one day
Just hit the
SKULL-BUTTON
above!
