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ABOUT THE MAIN CHARACTER CHARLIE SHOEMAKER

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n 1975, Charlie was involuntarily committed to a mental institution after being taken to a hospital for blood poisoning, which he contracted after injecting rabbit's blood into his veins.


Charlie escaped from the hospital and went home to his girlfriend; he was apprehended and sent to an institution for the criminally insane, where he often shared with the staff fantasies about killing rabbits.


He was once found with blood smeared around his mouth; hospital staff discovered that he had captured two birds through the bars on his bedroom windows, snapped their necks, and sucked their blood out. Among themselves, the staff began referring to him as "Dracula."


Charlie was asked   why he committed   those atrocities and he claimed, he was being stalked by President Clinton, former Senator George Mitchell and Adolf Hitler (riding on a flat board with rollers). All these folks told Charlie that he is a vampire and to avoid death, by die of thirst, he had to drink blood.

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Beware Of The Mindbending Cradle Snatchers From Planet Nibiru.


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harlie Shoemaker is a strange guy: whenever he looks in the mirror, his face deformes. The same goes for his family and friends. No wonder, you see, Charlie believes, that at the age of nine, he was abducted by the mindbending cradle snatchers from planet Nibiru.

The Mindbending

Cradle Snatchers

From Planet Nibiru

----------------------------Charlie

---------------The stolen brain

And Charlie is convinced, that the evil extraterrestrials took away the part of his brain responsible for neural face recognition.

Charlie feels persecuted by literally everyone, so he sends packages to himself in order to see, if they'll be opened. On top of that, he hears  voices that he considers to be the thoughts of his fellow men.

Evil Man

Charlie warns everyone, who doesn´t want to hear it, against the gigantic insectoid aliens, the shadow men and all the evil forces, that he now sees sneaking around everywhere.

Shadow Men
Evil UFO

THEY are going to take over the world, says Charlie … and while he says so, he starts to arm himself. Now Charlie is ready: he just doesn’t know what for …


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"A spaceship had flown me to the 12th planet of the Milky Way. On Nibiru, there were huge Tripod Titty Walkers that flattened one mega-city after another... and all I could remember, was fainting and being taken away by giant breasts liberated from gravity."


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